saturday funny

Whilst shopping in Hurstville Westfield, Mum saw a middle-aged Asian lady who:
a)Committed the fashion crime of wearing pants pulled up almost to under the bust line.
b)Tucked a shirt into her pants
c)Had her fly undone.

Now imagine those pants. Imagine the huge zipper that goes with those pants. Imagine the fly undone, and SHIRT poking out of the undone zipper.

Terrible, isn't it?

So my mother, being the good citizen she is, thought it was her civic duty to inform this woman of her public indecency.

She went up to the woman, and tried speaking to her in Cantonese.
Nothing.
English.
Nothing.
Finally, the gesture.
The woman looked at my mother if my mum was a psycho, and hurried away, occasionally looking back to see if my mother was following her.

What can you do? You try to cleanse the world of fashion crime, and your good work never pays off. My mother should have made a citizen's arrest, charging that woman with indecent exposure!