miss keya's 19th birthday shindig
First of all, Keya if you're reading this, you have a NICE place. Only a few of the uni people turned up - Merry Mary, Dazza, Anna Banana, Miss Indako, & Joely which I must say I was disappointed with. Where's the effort guys? Blergh. Actually, we are arts students after all, what am I saying?! Oh, and of course the lovely Zana was there with her camera - I just hope they don't turn out as bad as Dodd's photos.
Halfway through the night, Mary took me and Daz out on a little trip to her disadvantaged school. She was the best tour guide and pointed out to use the high metal fences, the 'sound' walls, the security camera, the ugly metal sculptures, and the bridge built specially for easier access to Maccas.
* Daz "Oh, I can feel my intelligence dropping already!"
* Me "The exit is so carefully concealed so if you can't work out how to get out, you have to stay and learn."
* Daz "Geez, it looks like a bloody detention centre!"
* Me "The sound walls are to keep the UAIs in"
Ugh, I feel so bad reading over that now. We so mean :(
Anyways, here are my calls for the night:
Misty who hates Mary
Tripping over a shoe in the middle of the pavement. Wtf?
Anna "Mary, you're hot now!"
I think Mary's hair is very cool now, even if she doesn't agree :)
Joel's drunken affection
Wipeout: Looks like Malibu, but tastes like shit. Don't try it with lemonade.
Merry Mary vs. Daz vs. the iPod
Oh, and also when me and Anna were waiting for our ride, one of the drunk, sleazy guys decides to moon us. Whatever, keep it to yourself, k? And, SHAME on Dazza for encouraging him.
Halfway through the night, Mary took me and Daz out on a little trip to her disadvantaged school. She was the best tour guide and pointed out to use the high metal fences, the 'sound' walls, the security camera, the ugly metal sculptures, and the bridge built specially for easier access to Maccas.
* Daz "Oh, I can feel my intelligence dropping already!"
* Me "The exit is so carefully concealed so if you can't work out how to get out, you have to stay and learn."
* Daz "Geez, it looks like a bloody detention centre!"
* Me "The sound walls are to keep the UAIs in"
Ugh, I feel so bad reading over that now. We so mean :(
Anyways, here are my calls for the night:
Oh, and also when me and Anna were waiting for our ride, one of the drunk, sleazy guys decides to moon us. Whatever, keep it to yourself, k? And, SHAME on Dazza for encouraging him.

4 Comments:
I KNOW - shame on you daren...for many things!
and JOEL - i think i got more calls from you that night than i actually saw you.
lol. the walls are tokeep the learning in, but i do feel my iq suffered a negative spike as i laid eyes on that place. oh well. all in all was a good night. yeah uni attendence was poor. i think dodd should be cut from all uni outings and plus he smells a little. just call me DJ Daren. if you read this i hope your feeling better keya. sorr about the lame card. lol. peace out.
i meant, MARY YOU'RE RIDICULOUSLY HOT NOW! NOT THAT YOU WEREN'T BEFORE BUT NOW YOU HAVE MUSCLE AND YOUR HAIR IS NICE SHORTER AND YOU WEAR LITTLE SKIRTS AND YOU HAD THE COOLEST T-SHIRT ON AND IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU AFTER SO LONG!
that's what i meant to say...
hey donna
nice calls all in all, and its alright i'm used to the stupid jokes - i did go to a disadvantaged school. Plus, loving the love coming from anna, thanks babe, oh no, im becoming those people who use the word "babe", which is like sooooo wrong, plan to never use it again....can't wait to catch up guys!!!! Toodles
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